From My Email Bag Tonight -

Girlfriends:

A group of 15 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for
dinner.  Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Dairy
Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00
between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies, lives
on that street and they might see him and they can ride their bikes
there.


10 years later, the group of 25 year old girlfriends discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they
should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap,
they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there
were lots of cute guys.


10 years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they
should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were good,
it was right near the gym and if they go late enough, there wouldn't be
too many whiny little kids.


10 years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they
should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big,
and the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.


10 years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was reasonable, the
wine list was good, they had windows that open in case of a hot flash,
and fish is good for your cholesterol.


10 years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet
at the Ocean View restaurant because lighting was good and they have an
early bird special.


10 years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet
at the Ocean View restaurant because food was not too spicy, the
restaurant was handicapped accessible and they even had an elevator!


10 years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet
at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.