Friday, July 9, 2010

From My Email Bag Tonight



"Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.

 If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

 She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her a bit of crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

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