Wednesday, January 5, 2011

From The Email Bag Tonight




Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered              0
Transvestites                                 133
Hernias                                          1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases                         3,172
Enlarged Prostates                        59,350
Natural Blonds                             3



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2 comments:

  1. bennett ~January 6, 2011 at 5:14 AM

    OMG!! They get that up close and personal? To discover a hernia? Haven't flown since 2000, might never again.

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  2. Mary EllenJanuary 6, 2011 at 9:24 AM

    I think this was a tongue in cheek joke and not accurate Benne. I prefer the train anyway.

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