Thursday, September 6, 2012

Big Udders or Big Boat or Bill?


Even though I was off this pm I still didn't get the TV turned on and the convention watched.  But about midnight I looked for Bill Clinton's speech.   It made me think of a blog I posted in 2008 just before the election which I will repost at this time with a few changes to make it appropriate for 2012:

 Huston Smith  in his classic "The Worlds Religions"  describes two schools of Buddhist thought.  While I am unable to remember the correct names for the two groups, I do remember the illustration that Smith uses to explain their differences. Those who are compared to traveling in separate little boats are those Buddhists who tend to stay apart from the world for a solitary journey toward enlightenment.  The second group are those who are compared to be traveling  in a larger  boat with a several  on it and are those Buddhists who tend to journey toward enlightenment within a community.   The idea is of moving from one shore of unknowing to the opposite shore where one is enlightened. Choosing to do so either alone or in a group is a basic difference in  outlook.  As we approach this years election we have a similar choice to make.  What is our outlook?  Are we people who travel from point A to point B in our own solitary raft not caring if the water is full of drowning individuals?  Are we  intent only on "me, myself and I" making it across the water? Or do we allow some others on our rafts?  Who do we let travel  with us?  One life partner perhaps?  Maybe we will add our children?  Perhaps there is room for three closest friends?  Do we extend the group to include  our neighborhood?  Where do we stop?  Do we add our city, our state,  our country?  Or do we include the entire population of planet earth in our traveling companions?  Each of us has to make these choices for ourselves based on our individual perspectives.   My image of the Republican way of thinking is that of the Buddhist in the little boat or  an every man for himself mentality.   A wife and children might be allowed on the self sufficient wise choice maker Republicans raft  - as long as they followed directions and did not rock the boat.  My image of the Democratic way of thinking is that of the big boat.  A concept of group cooperation.  A long row boat with many people at the oars,  working together to make progress.   I am not sure who I think should be in my boat.  Yet I am  a person who feels that as a member of society I have  responsibilities in that society therefore my boat is a bigger boat than some would choose their boat to be.   November  is approaching.   How big is your boat?





While I was looking for my blog that I re-posted above I ran across another post I had gotten from a contact on that site.  I got a chuckle out of it again so wanted to share it here:

Political Science for Dummies

DEMOCRAT
 You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
 You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION
 You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION
 You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.

IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION
 You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.

FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegal.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.


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