From My Email Bag Tonight (Adult humor)

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!




Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.



Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.




Between 36 and 40, a woman is like   Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.




Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious  and all conquering past.




Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.




Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.


After 70, she becomes Tibet ..  Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran ,... ruled by nuts.